Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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