Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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