Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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