I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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