So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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