But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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