Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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