Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
