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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
me + whiskey = a bad person
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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