...so i touched it.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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