'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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