he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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