After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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