return my video game
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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