I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
please don't ironically join a cult
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