yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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