Jerry, you need to find god
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
