How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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