I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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