i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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