wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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