return my video game
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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