How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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