I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So many bounce houses so little time
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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