So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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