nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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