Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Let's get the cat blown out
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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