thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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