I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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