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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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