i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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