I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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