I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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