We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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