To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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