Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
