is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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