Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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