Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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