You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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