Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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