I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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