Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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