check it out our google latitudes are spooning
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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