she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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