So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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