Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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