I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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