so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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