have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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