I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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