How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Boobs speak an international language.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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