awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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